Facebook is making my wife redundant!
It has conveniently outsourced memory.
Happy Birthday to you,
another year older,
another year wiser,
enjoy the cake,
enjoy the presents,
put your feet up,
gather round family and friends,
enjoy the glow of the moment.
Unfortunately, I can not be with you so I have sent you this photo of an adorable dog:
You are welcome to take him off my hands, he is making a real mess of the furniture.
P.S. Birthday cake calories do not count.