Wally was, by all accounts, a perfectly normal Wombat of the New South Wales High Country. He was built like a furry, four-legged safe, had a penchant for soft root vegetables, and slept roughly twenty-two hours a day. Yet, deep beneath the granite and thick-trunked snow gums of the Monaro Plains, Wally harboured a magnificent, secret obsession: gold.
Not just any gold, mind you. Wally was a connoisseur of nuggets—heavy, lumpy, river-polished chunks of pure ochre shine. He’d first stumbled upon his prize collection when expanding his burrow system near Granite Creek, where the icy waters flowed, and old prospectors occasionally set up camp, drawn by the same glittering promise.
Wally was not interested in the prospectors' tools or supplies; only their finds.
His mischief was subtle, yet infuriatingly effective. One day, a hopeful bearded man named Silas had spent six back-breaking hours panning a gravel bar. He finally spotted a bean-sized piece of gold shimmering in his tray. He left the pan on a stump to fetch a flask of tea. In that momentary lapse, Wally, utilizing his incredibly low profile and surprising speed, zipped out of a hidden side-tunnel. He deftly nudged the pan, sending Silas’s hard-won nugget—and three others—rolling into a waiting, dirt-crusted paw. He replaced them with four dull, river-smoothed pebbles before melting back into the undergrowth.
Silas returned, stared at the pathetic pebbles, and decided the high-country light must be playing tricks on his eyes, never suspecting the culprit was a creature who subsisted primarily on grass roots.
Wally’s primary method of acquisition, however, was geological. His deep-digging ability, combined with a wombat’s natural inclination to excavate rock and soil, made him the most efficient prospector the High Country had ever seen. While digging a new escape route from a particularly annoying patch of stinging nettle, his nose bumped against something impossibly dense. It was not a root.
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He dug around it with frenzied purpose, using his powerful shoulders to lever the dirt away. The object was the size of his own head, pocked and heavy, with a crystalline seam of quartz running through the brilliant yellow metal. A monster nugget.
Wally spent the rest of the week consolidating his assets. He dragged the monstrous nugget, along with his smaller, purloined treasures, into a newly hollowed chamber, lined with soft, dry grass and sealed off with a false ceiling of compacted clay.
Wally’s only worry was not human prospectors, but the sky-high menace of Kevin, a particularly loud and observant kookaburra. Kevin, Wally suspected, knew too much. Every time Wally emerged with a dusty paw or scooted back underground with unusual haste, Kevin would swoop down onto the nearest snow gum branch and let out an enormous, mocking, cackling laugh. It was a sound that seemed to hold both amusement and accusation, always pointed directly at the mouth of Wally’s burrow. Wally would glare up, his thick neck muscles twitching with annoyance, certain that Kevin was plotting to expose the location of his shiny, secret hoard.
Resting on his mountain of wealth, Wally did not think of the high market value or the history of his collection. He simply enjoyed the weight of it, the cold, smooth feel of the metal against his rough fur, and the deep satisfaction of knowing that, here, far beneath the chilly peaks and starry skies of the NSW High Country, he was the richest, and most mischievous, wombat in the world.
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