I found this book in a Street Library within the suburb that the author identifies as her own suburb: Lindfield, New South Wales. Indeed, there were approximately twelve copies of the book available in that Street Library.
Tuesday, 26 December 2023
Friday, 29 September 2023
Testing Bard on its BBQ knowledge
"There's a data base with all the books they've used (without permission or payment) to train AI. I took a moment to check a few names familiar to me. They've ripped off Sarah Macdonald's Holy Cow; two of Debra Oswald's plays (Dags and Gary's House); four of David Marr's books (inc his 1992 biography of Patrick White); and 1 of mine (Flesh Wounds)." Facebook, 28 September 2023.
and the response:
The Australian Backyard Barbeque: A Recipe for Disaster
By Richard Glover
The Australian backyard barbeque is a sacred institution. It's a time for family and friends to come together, relax, and enjoy some delicious food. But what happens when things go wrong?
Oh, the possibilities are endless.
The gas bottle runs out
You've invited everyone over, the food is all prepared, and you're about to fire up the barbie. But then disaster strikes: the gas bottle runs out.
You frantically search the shed, but it's too late. The barbie is cold, and your guests are getting hungry.
You could always try cooking the food on the stove, but that's just not the same. A backyard barbeque is a barbie, not a stovetop cookout.
The food gets burnt
This is a classic barbeque faux pas. You're distracted by conversation, and the next thing you know, your food is black and charred.
There's nothing worse than serving burnt food to your guests. It's embarrassing, and it makes you look like a terrible cook.
The dog gets into the food
Your dog Clancy is a lovable mutt, but he's also a bit of a food thief. He's always on the lookout for a tasty snack, and he's not afraid to steal it from the barbie.
One time, Clancy stole a whole plate of sausages while I was distracted. He ate them so quickly that he got a stomach ache and threw up all over the patio.
The kids start fighting
No backyard barbeque is complete without a bit of sibling rivalry. The kids are always fighting over who gets the best piece of meat, or who gets to sit next to their favorite cousin.
One time, my kids got into such a big fight that they started throwing food at each other. I had to break up the fight and send them inside.
The neighbors complain about the noise
Backyard barbeques are known for being noisy. People are talking, laughing, and listening to music.
But sometimes, the noise can get a bit too much for the neighbors. One time, I got a knock on the door from a neighbor who complained that my music was too loud.
I had to turn the music down, which ruined the atmosphere of the barbie.
Jocasta gets drunk and starts dancing on the table
Jocasta is a friend of my wife's. She's a lovely woman, but she has a tendency to get overexcited when she's drinking.
One time, Jocasta got so drunk that she started dancing on the table. She lost her balance and fell off, landing in a plate of potato salad.
It was a hilarious sight, but it was also a bit embarrassing. I had to clean up the mess and apologize to my other guests.
The weather turns bad
You've planned the perfect backyard barbeque, but the weather has other ideas. Suddenly, the sky darkens and the wind picks up.
Within minutes, you're all soaked to the bone. You have to scramble to get everyone inside, and the barbie is ruined.
The power goes out
This is the ultimate barbeque disaster. You're cooking away happily, and then suddenly, the power goes out.
You're plunged into darkness, and your food starts to go cold. There's nothing you can do but wait for the power to come back on.
Conclusion
Despite all of the potential disasters, the Australian backyard barbeque is a great way to spend time with loved ones. Just be prepared for anything, and don't take it too seriously if things don't go according to plan.
After all, it's all part of the Aussie experience.
Tuesday, 19 September 2023
Ancient text
Many churches, with their babytalk modern services, Ladybird Bibles, trite preaching and kindergarten happy-clappy music, seem designed to drive away any thoughtful person.
Progressive Christians love nothing more than new exegesis and new hermeneutics. It serves them well to conclude that there have been thousands of years of penurious Biblical scholarship. “Only we can understand this ancient text” they say. It is a form of academic snobbery – that interpretations that come last, land best. As a result, none of the progressives have in recent years published anything that holds its worth against the poorest of writings of Tozer, Edwards, Spurgeon and C.S. Lewis.
Which brings us to the Perth Anglican Archbishop Kay Goldsworthy offering the novelty of interpretation of Exodus 15. Goldsworthy shared the novelty in Sydney. Goldsworthy was in Sydney to celebrate 40 years of Movement for the Ordination of Women. Where other visiting Archbishops may perhaps be given the pulpit of the Anglican Cathedral, Goldsworthy secured a spot at Christ Church St Laurence – a Anglo-Catholic parish church a cooee yell distant from the Cathedral.
Goldsworthy on Exodus 15 is proof alone of the need for continuity of male-only preaching. If Goldsworthy had introduced her Exodus 15 novelty into a formal debate on the “Worth of Women Preaching” the opposing side would rest their case. The Anglican Archbishop of Sydney, who gave permission for Goldsworthy to speak at Christ Church, perhaps slyly reckoned that he need only offer enough rope.
So, to Goldsworthy on Exodus 15. Here is the part of Goldsworthy’s sermon that requires attention. It is copied from the transcript that Youtube usefully offers. I’ve emphasised the part of the text that piqued my interest. You can view the whole sermon on this link.
“Our
reading stopped at the end of chapter 14, so we missed the opening verses of
chapter 15 which English Bibles head the “song of Moses” after God's people
land on the other side of the Red Sea. It's worth noting, and it may not be
surprising, that the song of Moses is placed ahead of a more ancient text
the song of Miriam. The song of Miriam is one of the very ancient texts
of the Hebrew scriptures and appears a few verses on in chapter 15 at verse 20. It has Miriam taking a tambourine in her hand and all the women going out after
her with tambourines and with dancing.”
The novelty is in the suggestion that the song of Miriam is “a more ancient text” than the song of Moses. That is a novelty in that Biblical scholars find both songs to be ancient text – older than the chapters either side of it – as measured of the age of the Hebraic language. Plausibly, the author of Exodus chose to deposit the songs in their original form directly into the book. Miriam’s song – which is possibly truncated – is effectively a repeat of the first stanza of the song of Moses.
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| A sketch that was included on Sydney Morning Herald's letter page 17 September 2023, titled: "Arch Rivalry", by Simon Ketch |
Goldsworthy assigns Miriam’s song prominence that it does not have. Putting Miriam’s song ahead of the song of Moses (the feminine voice is put ahead of the male) may have tickled the day's audience yet would not survive scrutiny of Moore Theological College.
The new exegesis, the new hermeneutic, merits no attention in Sydney.
Shalom,
Ozhamada
Friday, 15 September 2023
An AI generated song about the Australian 2023 referendum
When an Australian musical artist licensed use of his song for the "Yes" campaign, I thought I'd write my own song. So, I turned to AI.
Google's Bard offering in response to a request for a song about the Australian 2023 referendum. Note: if you ask Bard for a song it is likely to offer you a different response
Verse 1
Oh, the 2023 referendum, It's a time of choice for our nation. We're voting on a Voice to Parliament, But I'm not sure it's the right solution.
Chorus
No to the Voice to Parliament, I don't think it's the best way. To give our First Nations a say, Let's find a better way.
Verse 2
I know our First Nations have suffered, For too long they've been ignored. But I don't think a Voice to Parliament, Is the answer that we're looking for.
Chorus
No to the Voice to Parliament, I don't think it's the best way. To give our First Nations a say, Let's find a better way.
Bridge
I believe in equality, For all Australians, black and white. But I don't think a Voice to Parliament, Is the way to achieve it.
Chorus
No to the Voice to Parliament, I don't think it's the best way. To give our First Nations a say, Let's find a better way.
Outro
Oh, the 2023 referendum, It's a time of choice for our nation. I'm voting no to the Voice to Parliament, But let's find a better way.
Repeat Chorus
#yes23, #referendum
Wednesday, 13 September 2023
Sydney Anglicans continue their decline
This blog has long tracked Sydney Anglican attendance decline. The prior post is linked.
Data from the 2023 Synod provides an opportunity to study the current attendance numbers and to present a forecast. The resultant graph is depicted below - the part of the line that is in red is the forecast. The forecast turns on the line-of-best-fit - the dotted line. The graph suggests attendance numbers of 27,000 within 10 years time.
Where all Sydney Anglican congregants currently fit in Sydney Cricket Ground, they will soon fit in Henson Park.
The Sydney Anglican's do not seem to disturbed by the decline. For, the numbers were only available in a dank corner of the Synod quarters as reported at this link."In a quiet corner away from the hall where the Sydney Anglican Synod is taking place, a sheet of paper attached to the noticeboard contained disturbing news. A gentle decline in attendance figures is shown in a table compiled in answer to Zac Veron, Senior Minister at Bayside Anglican in Sydney’s Inner South."
Shalom,
Ozhamada
Sunday, 27 August 2023
Failure to lament
Ham, the father of Canaan, saw his father naked and told his two brothers outside. But Shem and Japheth took a garment and laid it across their shoulders; then they walked in backward and covered their father’s naked body. Their faces were turned the other way so that they would not see their father naked. Genesis 9:22-23 NIV
Rachel Gilson’s wayward theology and the nod that Sydney Anglicans offer such perversion was the subject of an earlier post. In addition to presenting to many Anglicans at an Undeceptions Conference, Gilson was interviewed at an inner city Anglican church (as linked).
The Sydney Anglican Diocese Doctrine Commission report would result in Gilson lamenting her state (paragraph 7.3 of this linked document). Lament is unnecessary of those who obey God. Private lament is best done in one's private chamber with those who are closest. Private lament is not best done on a public platform.
I long that two Sydney Anglicans had acted as Shem and Japheth. To have provided for Gilson (Isaiah 51:17-18). To have acted in charity (Proverbs 17:9) to bring privacy to Gilson's state. To have taken a cloak to cover Gilson as they guided her away from the stage. To offer Gilson rest. To weep with Gilson as she weeps. To comfort her and to direct her that she may be liberated.
"[Shem and Japheth] not only would not see [Noah's nakedness] themselves, but provided that no one else might see it; herein setting an example of charity with reference to other men’s sin and shame." Benson Commentary
from https://isthatinthebible.wordpress.com/2015/12/02/the-curse-of-hamcanaan-a-mythological-mystery/
I long for action of the Sydney Anglicans as Shem and Japheth beget a Godly nation, but of Ham there sprung hostile nations; Babylonians, Egyptians and Canaanites.
Shalom,
Ozhamada
Thursday, 3 August 2023
Word perverted via back door
"Any attempt by
one or some of God’s people to speak today a word that challenges scripture and
tradition—a word claiming authority in the church on the basis of the
gospel—is, in effect, making a prophetic claim to speak to and for the
universal church. Speakers should recognize both the possibility and audacity
of their claim. The church must hear and evaluate such voices, testing the
spirits, asking whether or not it finds itself addressed in such a word by the
challenge and comfort of law and gospel. In other words, the church applies the
test of canonicity. Will this new word be heard as word of God, or will it
not?"
From this link, 'A New Word on Homosexuality? Isaiah 56:1-8 as Case Study', F
J Gaiser, p290 (possibly with 1Th 5:21 in mind)
I read with interest that
a senior Sydney
Anglican cleric attended an event in Sydney. At the event a USA speaker,
Rachel Gilson, was listed. Where the herald of the news was surprised of the cleric's attendance on a paid ticket, I was surprised the cleric graced the event.
Rachel Gilson is a Side B
Christian. Side B Christians are defined here. (I use the term ”Side B” reluctantly in that I hesitate to put
any descriptor before the word Christian. If I need identify my Christianity with a descriptor, then both Christendom and myself suffer).
Many will be thankful
that Gilson recognises God’s good order for marriage as reserved for one
man and one woman. Many will be thankful that Gilson advocates that Christians
either maintain celibacy or marry a member of the opposite sex. Indeed, many
will take joy that Gilson is in a one-man, one-woman marriage. Some robustly
support Gilson for her “Biblical sexual ethic”.
And yet, there is still a
dilemma.
For Gilson, grasps
Christ’s cloak with one hand and her same sex attraction with another when all
the time Christ’s message is that both Gilson’s hands must grasp Christ’s cloak
(Note 1). While Gilson knows that the same sex attraction will not be part of
the New Jerusalem, she does not care to prepare for that time by shaping
herself free of same sex attraction. Gilson instead marches forth with the
attraction proudly pinned to her chest. For Gilson, the same sex attraction is
not something to be repented of. It is not something to be treated in the
silence of prayer. It is not open to the benefit that sanctification may bring.
That which is unnatural to God's order, that which cannot be let go; is pinned to the chest, it is
commercialised.
And there is more dilemma.
Gilson holds that same
sex attraction is compatible with heterosexual marriage (Note 2). In this it cannot be said that Gilson has
submitted to her husband, for an undesirable sexual attraction plays a part in
their marriage. Her attraction, both privately and publicly, need be fully for
her husband alone. While Gilson grasps to her unnatural sexual attraction a dog
lurks in her marriage. Some commentators note for instance that Gilson married
reluctantly. Reluctantly approaching marriage is not a sound starting block.
Gilson is perhaps simply misguided – she is perhaps yet to benefit from sound instruction. Many have sought to pervert the Gospel. Many play games with God’s Word. Gilson stands on a false dichotomy: that God states "no" to same sex attraction, yet God's grace can encompass that which God finds unnatural for mankind (both of these quotes from 'Sex: Telling a Better Story', Rachel Gilson, in "Before You Lose Your Faith" Deconstructing Doubt in the Church by The Gospel Coalition):
On "no": "When I was first feeling drawn to Jesus, I wondered if there’d be a place for someone like me in his church. Initially I was given false hope by friends who told me the Bible doesn’t actually say no to same sex sexuality. But when I read the Bible, I found it does."
On "grace": "There is a better way, a way of grace and truth. Jesus isn’t about stereotypes, prejudice, mockery, or hiding. He’s about life, forgiveness, strength, and joy. Instead of throwing everything out and walking away, take this as a call to grow in biblical discernment and sift the gold of God’s vision for our bodies from the muddy stream of how humanity has soiled sexuality."
Alternatively, it is possible to think Gilson misguided of identity politics. Identity politics tends to reduce everything to a individual-centric viewpoint. Gilson should have no priority of self but instead a priority in marriage (Genesis 2:24).
“All of us have witnessed some pretty amazingly
ridiculous interpretations of Scripture, undertaken by well-meaning folk who
are not much used to disciplined reading of any texts. When biblical scholars
engage in the same game, of course, our tools are much more sophisticated. But
make no mistake: many of us really do continue to play the game.”
The Trials of Biblical Interpretation
– Don
Carson
Attendance of a senior
Sydney Anglican cleric to a Gilson talk is a nod to a perversion of Biblical teaching; a
perversion personified of Gilson’s twin duopoly of unnatural desires & a heterosexual marriage [that heterosexual marriage need not be comprehensively
honoured] and of God saying "no" yet accepting something that is unnatural through grace. It is a further Sydney Anglican nod to homosexual perversion; the
first when Ed Shaw, author of the The Living
Out Church Audit, a document that welcomes homosexuals to the full life of
a church, spoke at the St Andrew’s Cathedral and other Sydney Anglican venues.
While the senior cleric
is of a station that would have him aware of the church’s tradition of
testing New Word, perversion of the Word occurs through the back door.
Shalom,
Ozhamada
Note 1: Mark 5:21-34, the story of the afflicted woman who touched Jesus cloak indicates a distinction between Judaism – where obedience to sacrifices or rituals were necessary – to the Christianity – where faith is required. The mechanism Jesus used to draw this distinction is his insistence that the disciples identify the woman from amongst the great throng of people (verse 30). The disciples could see the woman – and recognised her as one in need – yet they were culturally blind to the woman’s plight. The disciples had not yet fully understood Christ's kingdom so they held to their past.
Gilson, like the disciples, clutches to that which she is bound. And, to Gilson there is then also God's grace in the provision of a heterosexual
marriage. Gilson thus grasps ill-fatedly to both ritual and faith.
Note 2: Lest I am criticised for idolising marriage please consider Gilson's own words on the subject: "Christians rightly celebrate marriage. God created marriage as a symbol of how he loves the church. Human marriage is supposed to be faithful for life, because God is always faithful to his people, as we should be to him. Human marriage is supposed to be the start of a new household, because God’s relationship with his people begins a new family. Human marriage is the only place for sexual intimacy and pleasure, because God’s relationship with his people is incredibly intimate and deeply pleasurable. And, if we have ears to hear, human marriage is only to be a male-female union, because the gospel is the picture of two non-interchangeable and different parties, made one by the work of Jesus Christ. Husbands represent Christ, and wives represent his church (Eph. 5:22–33). Heady stuff, no? Beautiful, too." 'Sex: Telling a Better Story', Rachel Gilson, in "Before You Lose Your Faith" Deconstructing Doubt in the Church
#inclusion #humansexuality #sin #SSM #homosexual #Sydney #livingout #samesexattraction #chastity #bible
Tuesday, 4 July 2023
Cars consuming granola
Could Carma kindly explain the presence of granola consuming vehicles - while Carma eats their granola?
Wednesday, 28 June 2023
Blasphemy when character is called for
I lodged a complaint against a member of Australian Anglican clergy.
The complaint forms as a breach of the church’s code. The code document is named Faithfulness in Service. The complaint is to the clergy’s use of offensive language. Faithfulness in Service includes a definition of offensive language. Offensive language includes blasphemy. The complaint therefore is to blasphemy.
The blasphemous words were uttered in the sermon of a June 2023 service that was readily available upon the church’s Facebook page and/or its YouTube page. I accessed the service via Facebook.
The words were:
"I shudder at
his [Paul] diagnosis that suffering produces endurance. Suffering doesn't
produce endurance. Suffering produces destruction....to be quite frank, it is
absolute nonsense".
As I did not wish to labour the church’s complaints unit (Professional Standards Unit) of my finding in blasphemy I simply offered that I found that the words:
“Irreverently treat
God's Holy Word (Romans
5).”
While I was silent in my complaint as to other utterances in
the sermon, it is of note that the preacher followed the utterance with the
words: “I hope that Saint Paul in heaven has gotten over it”. In the sermon of
the following week another reference to Saint Paul was: “I always thought that
Saint Paul needed a psychiatrist”.
The blasphemous words form a denial of God’s Holy Word. It is insufficient to see the words simply as a critique of the writings of Saint Paul as one must counter how the Holy Spirit inspire the entire canon of the Bible. Therefore, to deny any part of the Bible – to call any part of it “absolute nonsense” - is very grave indeed.
There is a wealth in Romans that lend readily to a very generous preaching of the Romans 5 text. The text is a mere clipped ticket if one tackles only the Suffering > Endurance relationship. The text calls for the whole measure to be preached: Suffering > Endurance > Character > Hope.
The complaint yielded little real benefit. It was of little benefit in the sense that I was throwing stones from afar when the congregation should have thrown stones. Congregants armoured of discernment are best addressing an errant Rector locally.
For, it was a Sydney Anglican Rector who once told me this joke:
“In some churches the Rector can only be rid of if he:
i)
speaks heresy,
ii)
goes insane, or
iii)
dies.
In some churches all three happen and still no-one notices”.
Shalom,
Ozhamada
#church, #anglicans, #bible, #sermon, #homiletics, #blasphemy, #character, #hope,#endurance, #complaint
Monday, 29 May 2023
Questions, novel "Feed"
A child is currently completing her final year of secondary school. An assigned novel; Feed, by M.T. Anderson, was lying around the house. In a mode that led to these questions linked, I offer these comprehension questions of Feed:
- Given
what happened to Violet, why would anyone voluntarily accept the Feed
implant? What pressures are there in society to motivate someone to accept
the Feed implant?
- If
man fools with nature there tends to be consequences. There are benefits
to the Feed, but also costs. What costs are there to those who accept the
feed?
- In what movies, or cartoons, have upcars been depicted? How would traffic rules need to change to allow for upcar traffic?
- Think
of new jobs that may be required to allow for the Feed to operate and for
the feed to be maintained. Write a job advertisement for such a job.
- In
Brave
New World, by Aldous Huxley, the characters have lupus. In Feed, the
characters have lesions. What are the authors of such novels trying to convey
when such diseases are present in an otherwise pristine world?
- Are
Titus and his friends slaves? If so, who are they slaves too?
- Did
Titus and his friends use their Feed downtime in the hospital on the moon
wisely? How may have they have made better use of that time?
- Very
late in the novel Titus finds that he cannot will a light globe to turn
on. How in the future will we distinguish from what is connected to the
internet of things to that which is not?
- What is the irony of the novel ending with the repeated advertising slogan: "Everything must go"?
- Violet's father begs Titus to go be with the Eloi (a post-human race). In what ways is Titus post-human (for example: think of how little Titus understands of the technology that he uses).
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