Testing Bard on its BBQ knowledge

Richard Glover, Australian Journalist, identified on social media how AI engines were accessing his material:

"There's a data base with all the books they've used (without permission or payment) to train AI. I took a moment to check a few names familiar to me. They've ripped off Sarah Macdonald's Holy Cow; two of Debra Oswald's plays (Dags and Gary's House); four of David Marr's books (inc his 1992 biography of Patrick White); and 1 of mine (Flesh Wounds)." Facebook, 28 September 2023.

It was a short step from there to complete a test. Here is the question I set Google's Bard:

 and the response:

The Australian Backyard Barbeque: A Recipe for Disaster

By Richard Glover

The Australian backyard barbeque is a sacred institution. It's a time for family and friends to come together, relax, and enjoy some delicious food. But what happens when things go wrong?

Oh, the possibilities are endless.

The gas bottle runs out

You've invited everyone over, the food is all prepared, and you're about to fire up the barbie. But then disaster strikes: the gas bottle runs out.

You frantically search the shed, but it's too late. The barbie is cold, and your guests are getting hungry.

You could always try cooking the food on the stove, but that's just not the same. A backyard barbeque is a barbie, not a stovetop cookout.

The food gets burnt

This is a classic barbeque faux pas. You're distracted by conversation, and the next thing you know, your food is black and charred.

There's nothing worse than serving burnt food to your guests. It's embarrassing, and it makes you look like a terrible cook.

The dog gets into the food

Your dog Clancy is a lovable mutt, but he's also a bit of a food thief. He's always on the lookout for a tasty snack, and he's not afraid to steal it from the barbie.

One time, Clancy stole a whole plate of sausages while I was distracted. He ate them so quickly that he got a stomach ache and threw up all over the patio.

The kids start fighting

No backyard barbeque is complete without a bit of sibling rivalry. The kids are always fighting over who gets the best piece of meat, or who gets to sit next to their favorite cousin.

One time, my kids got into such a big fight that they started throwing food at each other. I had to break up the fight and send them inside.

The neighbors complain about the noise

Backyard barbeques are known for being noisy. People are talking, laughing, and listening to music.

But sometimes, the noise can get a bit too much for the neighbors. One time, I got a knock on the door from a neighbor who complained that my music was too loud.

I had to turn the music down, which ruined the atmosphere of the barbie.

Jocasta gets drunk and starts dancing on the table

Jocasta is a friend of my wife's. She's a lovely woman, but she has a tendency to get overexcited when she's drinking.

One time, Jocasta got so drunk that she started dancing on the table. She lost her balance and fell off, landing in a plate of potato salad.

It was a hilarious sight, but it was also a bit embarrassing. I had to clean up the mess and apologize to my other guests.

The weather turns bad

You've planned the perfect backyard barbeque, but the weather has other ideas. Suddenly, the sky darkens and the wind picks up.

Within minutes, you're all soaked to the bone. You have to scramble to get everyone inside, and the barbie is ruined.

The power goes out

This is the ultimate barbeque disaster. You're cooking away happily, and then suddenly, the power goes out.

You're plunged into darkness, and your food starts to go cold. There's nothing you can do but wait for the power to come back on.

Conclusion

Despite all of the potential disasters, the Australian backyard barbeque is a great way to spend time with loved ones. Just be prepared for anything, and don't take it too seriously if things don't go according to plan.

After all, it's all part of the Aussie experience.

Ancient text

Many churches, with their babytalk modern services, Ladybird Bibles, trite preaching and kindergarten happy-clappy music, seem designed to drive away any thoughtful person. 

Peter Hitchens, in Daily Mail

Progressive Christians love nothing more than new exegesis and new hermeneutics. It serves them well to conclude that there have been thousands of years of penurious Biblical scholarship. “Only we can understand this ancient text” they say. It is a form of academic snobbery – that interpretations that come last, land best. As a result, none of the progressives have in recent years published anything that holds its worth against the poorest of writings of Tozer, Edwards, Spurgeon and C.S. Lewis.

Which brings us to the Perth Anglican Archbishop Kay Goldsworthy offering the novelty of interpretation of Exodus 15. Goldsworthy shared the novelty in Sydney. Goldsworthy was in Sydney to celebrate 40 years of Movement for the Ordination of Women. Where other visiting Archbishops may perhaps be given the pulpit of the Anglican Cathedral, Goldsworthy secured a spot at Christ Church St Laurence – a Anglo-Catholic parish church a cooee yell distant from the Cathedral.

Goldsworthy on Exodus 15 is proof alone of the need for continuity of male-only preaching. If Goldsworthy had introduced her Exodus 15 novelty into a formal debate on the “Worth of Women Preaching” the opposing side would rest their case. The Anglican Archbishop of Sydney, who gave permission for Goldsworthy to speak at Christ Church, perhaps slyly reckoned that he need only offer enough rope.

So, to Goldsworthy on Exodus 15. Here is the part of Goldsworthy’s sermon that requires attention. It is copied from the transcript that Youtube usefully offers. I’ve emphasised the part of the text that piqued my interest. You can view the whole sermon on this link.

“Our reading stopped at the end of chapter 14, so we missed the opening verses of chapter 15 which English Bibles head the “song of Moses” after God's people land on the other side of the Red Sea. It's worth noting, and it may not be surprising, that the song of Moses is placed ahead of a more ancient text the song of Miriam. The song of Miriam is one of the very ancient texts of the Hebrew scriptures and appears a few verses on in chapter 15 at verse 20. It has Miriam taking a tambourine in her hand and all the women going out after her with tambourines and with dancing.”

The novelty is in the suggestion that the song of Miriam is “a more ancient text” than the song of Moses. That is a novelty in that Biblical scholars find both songs to be ancient text – older than the chapters either side of it – as measured of the age of the Hebraic language. Plausibly, the author of Exodus chose to deposit the songs in their original form directly into the book. Miriam’s song – which is possibly truncated – is effectively a repeat of the first stanza of the song of Moses.

A sketch that was included on Sydney Morning Herald's letter page 17 September 2023,
titled: "Arch Rivalry", by Simon Ketch

Goldsworthy assigns Miriam’s song prominence that it does not have. Putting Miriam’s song ahead of the song of Moses (the feminine voice is put ahead of the male) may have tickled the day's audience yet would not survive scrutiny of Moore Theological College.

The new exegesis, the new hermeneutic, merits no attention in Sydney.

Shalom,

Ozhamada

An AI generated song about the Australian 2023 referendum

When an Australian musical artist licensed use of his song for the "Yes" campaign, I thought I'd write my own song. So, I turned to AI.

Google's Bard offering in response to a request for a song about the Australian 2023 referendum. Note: if you ask Bard for a song it is likely to offer you a different response

Verse 1

Oh, the 2023 referendum, It's a time of choice for our nation. We're voting on a Voice to Parliament, But I'm not sure it's the right solution.

Chorus

No to the Voice to Parliament, I don't think it's the best way. To give our First Nations a say, Let's find a better way.

Verse 2

I know our First Nations have suffered, For too long they've been ignored. But I don't think a Voice to Parliament, Is the answer that we're looking for.

Chorus

No to the Voice to Parliament, I don't think it's the best way. To give our First Nations a say, Let's find a better way.

Bridge

I believe in equality, For all Australians, black and white. But I don't think a Voice to Parliament, Is the way to achieve it.

Chorus

No to the Voice to Parliament, I don't think it's the best way. To give our First Nations a say, Let's find a better way.

Outro

Oh, the 2023 referendum, It's a time of choice for our nation. I'm voting no to the Voice to Parliament, But let's find a better way.

Repeat Chorus

#yes23, #referendum

Tin-foil hat

 Google's Bard put an end to my favourite item of clothing...

Sydney Anglicans continue their decline

This blog has long tracked Sydney Anglican attendance decline. The prior post is linked.

Data from the 2023 Synod provides an opportunity to study the current attendance numbers and to present a forecast. The resultant graph is depicted below - the part of the line that is in red is the forecast. The forecast turns on the line-of-best-fit - the dotted line. The graph suggests attendance numbers of 27,000 within 10 years time.

Where all Sydney Anglican congregants currently fit in Sydney Cricket Ground, they will soon fit in Henson Park.

The Sydney Anglican's do not seem to disturbed by the decline. For, the numbers were only available in a dank corner of the Synod quarters as reported at this link. 

I have copied the text from that article - observe how the numbers are reported only in response to a question rather than as a matter of foremost attention:

"In a quiet corner away from the hall where the Sydney Anglican Synod is taking place, a sheet of paper attached to the noticeboard contained disturbing news. A gentle decline in attendance figures is shown in a table compiled in answer to Zac Veron, Senior Minister at Bayside Anglican in Sydney’s Inner South."

Shalom,

Ozhamada